random quotes

n ~

n was speaking to e, and i eavesdropped.

me:  what did you say?  i don't understand.

n:  that's why i was talking to e.

lesson to self:  don't invite yourself into others' conversations.

j ~

j touched my (herniated) tummy (that remained the shape of a basketball after birth).

j:  your belly is broken.

me:  yes, it is.

j:  you need to go to the mechanic.

... then i'd need a major overhaul!

e ~

we were briefly discussing age ...

e:  but mom, we're not old.  we're not 9 yet ...

so how old does that make me?